Picture the scene. It’s Christmas Day. The table is set. The scent of dinner races through the home as the dulcet, yet somewhat always unwarranted, tones of Cliff Richard tick over the speakers. It’s perfection. You’ve remembered every detail and it’s been a Christmas the family will remember forever. They’ll remember this as your Christmas, the Christmas that went off without a hitch, the one they’ll always keep in their hearts…
Wait… There’s something missing. The kids have a befuddled look you can’t quite place, what happened? Is everyone OK? You check the oven. You go and check on the pets. The tensions rising. There’s a tear in Grandmas eye… What have you done? What is this callous mistake that will haunt you forever? You sprint to the dinner table. It dawns on you. Every Christmas moment of your life flashes before your eyes. It hits you with a force that staggers you… you’ve forgotten the Christmas crackers.
It was an honest mistake, they’ll understand right? Wrong. Without crackers there aren’t silly hats. Without crackers there aren’t terrible jokes. Without crackers there aren’t toys that will occupy the kids throughout dinner… Some might say without crackers there isn’t a Christmas. You’ve ruined Christmas.
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